I'm getting a smidge tired of wearing pants all throughout the spring and summer months simply because the only shorts options for guys are the horrific plaid crap, and those ones with whales and crap on them. Alternatively there are cargo shorts and all I have to say is "no". Khaki's in general can go die in a hole as well. I'm at a loss.
Also basketball or sports shorts are bleh. You can't wear them to anything nice. They look like poop to me personally anyway.
I like the plaid joints. Also, I wouldn't have because R dead in anything BUT cargo shorts back in my Abercrombie days, but I realize that's like a decade ago. But I never heard a bad word about cargoes until Jonah Hill had that "no one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam", which is funny, but wildly inaccurate and kind of dumb to make or break a style on. My rules for shorts are just that they touch your knees. I hate those fruity yacht club looking shorts that only go to your mid-thigh, probably the ones with whales on them, haha, although I'd think they were fresh if they were longer. Check out American Eagle. They have "longboard" shorts that hit your knee in cargo an non-cargo styles, and all types of colors or just plain khaki.👍