Step 1: Be a white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes with a slim hourglass figure. Step 2: Live in Malibu and own a beach house that has a large closet. Step 3: Never have a steady job. Step 4: Be a magical princess from many alternate dimensions, a pop star, or a teenage girl in high school. Step 5: Have a boyfriend named Ken. Step 6: Buy all of your friends. Step 7: Own a jeep, a plain, and a camping trailer. Step 8: Be over 50 years old and don't age. Step 9: Be as hyper and peppy as you can possibly be. Step 10: Have multiple aliases. Step 11: Make sure all you wear is pink and purple if you don't have pink.