Now before you go saying "ewwwww no," please consider I am NOT talking about a big bushy mustache like you see on gay men. I'm talking about a relatively short and well-trimmed mustache with dark hair.
Not a plain mustache either, it is in combination with other facial hair.
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even after reading your explanation, my answer is still "ewwwww no," I do not like mustaches... at all.2