Here's one of mine:
Most Helpful Girl
- Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.
- Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
- Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?
Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
- Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
Now I feel like watching it lol.1