How does Donald Trump's hair stay on?


How does Donald Trump's hair stay on?






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What Guys Said 15

  • Gosh, it looks like superglue was used in a wind tunnel - I have to say how can a billionaire have such a bad haircut.

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    • You have to wonder eh! With all that cash, he still can't sort his barnett out!

  • trump and bernie sanders should have a hair contest, both have fucked up hair but trump is unequaled in fucked upness
    http://i.imgur.com/D1eNs3z.jpg

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  • He should just shave his head already.

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  • The corn obviously wore it best.
    I wonder how much his hairstylist gets paid for that thing that is Trump's hair.

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  • Hahaha. With snake oil!!

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  • A pop corn and a baby corn. Interesting.

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  • this is hilarious :D

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  • The blood of 1200 Mexicans is daily sacrificed to our Lord and Saviour Donny T so his magnificient hair may stay upon his gilded head.
    //Sarcasm//

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    • Ahh... this is why he's so keen to "deport" them, the sly bastard is harvesting them!

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    • Yeah, see... even that was better acting than him!

    • That was just mean! XD

  • His hair is just an illusory manifestation of our own delusional desire to accept his reality. ?

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  • Fucking magical I say.

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  • Or we could actually follow politics...

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    • What does politics have to do with Donald Trumps hair?

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    • I live in the UK.

    • That would do it

  • It stays on line mine and yours does.

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  • Gluing it with his lover's cum.

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    • You think he has a lover... that he makes cum? With that face? :)

    • His master has a rare fetish.

    • I tried to think of some witty retort but I'm too grossed out by the image of Trump on his knees, mouth open and hair flapping...

  • Haha, that picture of corn is hysterical!

    For some reason this one of sushi really does it for me too. I don't know why... it just speaks to me. LOL

    img.ifcdn.com/.../...5c2e54d031c0586c14a2359_1.jpg

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    • The corn one... it's just priceless... the sushi is good, but I don't think it quite beats the corn. Ha!

  • Cum of course! I like the pussy the best. Awesome question dear.

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    • Oh shit girl. Your comments are killing me :)

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    • Right, that's it... I'm getting the hose!

    • Please just let me go. I have to change the litter box!

What Girls Said 11

  • Let's see how many absurd reasons can we come up with!

    Uhh Toupee tape or glue?
    Children's tears!
    Ummm his head is (not so) secretly an ass and all the shit he says keeps the hair in place
    He uses spit on his hand and combs it down like a cat?
    He's in a toxic relationship with his hair and neither can get out

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  • With a hell of a lot of Superglue I wouldn't wonder! lol

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  • Maybe that's why the dollar store was out super glue the other day 😑

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  • His hair is holding on to faith. LOL!

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  • Staples, no?

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  • Greatest super fanciest i would say lol

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  • Hehehehe making fun of Donald trump is the best

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  • LOL. that first pic... so gorgeous :p

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    • Someone's back :D.

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    • @llorando course not! :p alll those smileys... lolol :D

    • Hears an extra helping of smileys as a welcome back present :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • The same way everyone else's hair stays on?

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  • Haha. With money love... with money.

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  • a bottle of liquid cement and Photoshop.

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