I'm still trying to figure out how to become a Toucan, I would love to have a colorful beak that consists of pink red and black like my uncle (Toucan Sam, also known as the Froot Loops bird). It's hard being me, I don't feel safe or comfortable in my body, being born the wrong species. I get shamed everyday for wanting to be comfortable and have my outside reflect my inside. Everyone around me is so privileged. Sigh, I feel your pain man.
I'm Asian and I don't have a perfect pale skin but you can have a pale skin without moving faraway from asia.. If you want a pale skin you just have to treat your skin well like put sunscreen, exfoliate, etc. And I heard that exfoliating your skin with sugar in lemon and honey, or use tea, can lighten your skin :) But if you are too lazy to do all of this thing you can always use makeup :D