I thought id'd be funny to wear a "sexy" women's costume this year for Halloween (tbh I'm kind of curious what it feels like as well). I've bought a cheerleader dress and some 5 inch high-heel shoes. I've also bought some "tan" tights that I'm hoping will hide my hairy legs and a wig but I'm not trying to pass myself off as a woman, just be funny.
Can you give me any tips for my costume?
I made the mistake of going home with a girl I met at the party and the bigger mistake of falling asleep at her's after and didn't have a change of clothes. I had to do a "walk of shame" through town in the costume and bare feet carrying my shoes at 9 am. Totally humiliating but the night was totally worth it.