What's the funniest or weirdest date you ever went on? (true stories only!) Maybe wasn't funny at the time, but looking back it's hilarious? Lots of detail please! :D thanks. Funniest gets best answer!
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This started out badly. it was a double date and my friend had set it up, but it turned out my date was the sister of a friend of mine I handn't seen in a couple of years. She had been the kid sister and we handn't been really friendly back then, and since her brother had told her so much about me it was awkward right from the start.
Then she broke the heel of her shoe on a storm drain grating and wound up going to a concert wearing a pair of old tennis shoes, much too big, that my friend had in his car. She looked pretty funny shuffling around like a clown in the huge old shoes.
It had been raining and in the parking lot on the way back from the show she slipped in those shoies and banged her tail bone. By the time we got to the cafe she could barely get out of the car, and I had to almost carry her into the cafe.
Then, since she couldn't move sideways, she banged into a waiter and he spilled a couple of beers, mostly on her.By that time she was really mad, in pain, limping, with wet tennis shoes and smelling of beer.
My friend was really distraught over this situation, and blamed himself for setting me up with her, but there was nothing good happening anyway and I wasn't really upset. In fact I had to suppress laughing and she knew it, which just made her madder.
When we dropped her off, clumping up the steps in the tennis shoes with me supporting her, she had cooled off and was even laughing herself a little. But she turned aside when I tried to kiss her. At least she could have thanked me for all the work in carrying her around!2