Fairly overweight - I take care of myself, I expect my girl to do the same.
Fairly underweight - she's got issues.
Flat out ugliness - I'm not going to date a girl with whom I would rather not have sex.
Bitchy - I don't like drama. And bitchy girls bring the drama like no one else. Worst bit about them? They always say that they HATE drama. As soon as I hear a girl say "I really hate drama, but..." I'm out.
High maintenance - usually not worth it.
Dumb/Ignorant - terrible conversation.
Serious f***ing issues that she's still dealing with - emotional high maintenance.
Town bicycle - no, I don't want to share your herpes.