Ive been given the chance to make 20 free shirts but I don't know what to put on them and I don't want it to be lame! Help!(:
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Warning: I don't know how many these I've seen on T-Shirts, there're just one liners I like.
-Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
-I do not have friends, I have people who have not yet outlived their usefullness
-The best leaders lead by example, when that doesn't work, brute intimidation works pretty well too.
-Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
-The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree makes perfect sense to me.
-Let's agree to respect each others' views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
-Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw up.
-My purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
-I want either less corruption or more opportunities to participate in it.
-I'm losing my mind... it's not important anyway.
-Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them
-The only consistent thing in your failed relationships is you
-Fangirls: we stalk because we care
-You're just mad because the voices are talking to me
-Error 404: slogan not found
-Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Happy National Dress like a Hooker Day, I mean Halloween
-When you earnestly believe that you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no limit to what you can't do.
-I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
-I find sanity a little too confining
-I don't have low self esteem, I have low esteem for others
-It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care.
-Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you
-I'll be in my bunk
-Some people look better in red
-The chain of command is the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who’s in command here!
-Dignity is overrated.
-Pain is your friend
-When in doubt, use more explosives
-All my cooking lessons require safety masks and fire suits.
-Intellectually superior beings should be able to jump the line
-I'm losing my mind, don't worry it usually comes back
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.