PMSL ! You can cut my hair anytime lolli My Lady! I don't know about a wardrobe malfunction...seem to remember splitting the who crotch out of my pants once...I caught my foreskin in my zipper once..not good...thus ended my days of going commando..):):):
There was one day back in junior high, I think... I woke up and didn't feel like turning the lights on, so I got dressed in the dark. Somehow, a pair of my dad's sweatpants ended up in my room. I ended up wearing his sweatpants to school... they were really big on me, the blacks didn't match (I was wearing a black shirt that day), AND I had accidentally put them on backwards. :/
One time I was sitting in art class when my instructor came to talk next to my table, somehow I flicked an eraser down my shirt, and it was smack in my cleavage...I just sat there while my friend snickered. Then when he looked away I got it out.