So I'm bi and my girlfriend offered to let me dress her up as a total guy and take her out somewhere. What should I make her wear? My main concern is hiding the hips because she's close to flat already.
Oh... and they sell these things that you put in your underwear to look like a flaccid penis. They are very realistic.. but not cheap, and you're talking about one night out, so I guess a rolled up sock will do it for less.
And this was nearly a year ago, so I guess you already had that special date!