This happened at work when I saw this cute girl. We made eye contact but neither of us spoke a word.
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My thoughts exactly, "yea he wants me.Yea I know you want this big boy. Come on tell me how pretty I am. If you don't tell me how pretty I am I'm gonna pull your penis off. Come on papi let me reject you. Ahhh fudge Mother of pearl APPROACH me DAMMIT I need you to embrace my sexiness so I can make you feel like nothing."
Okay just kidding.
Ugly guy looking my real thoughts "Buttmoney better turn your head creep"
Cute guy my real thoughts "oh gawd oh gawd got to get out of here I'm so nervous Omg omg omg"
average guy "I must look good today hope he says something hah"2
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