I used to have a million of them, it was kind of my thing. I used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister in the mid-2000s, so I bought a ton of the "conversation tees" we sold. Basically just a way to announce to the entire party that I'm an asshole the second I walk in the door, haha. My two favorites were "No, not you. The pretty one." and "I've seen better." The first night I wore "I've seen better" out to the bars, 3 girls whipped their boobs out and asked if I'd seen better. They were all gross looking, so I like to forget that part of the story, haha. Never happened again, but I was hot that night. I also had a "Spitters are quitters" one that I always felt weird about wearing, both because it was vulgar and it was extra-medium and barely fit me. They were out of my size and it had been recalled due to complaints, so I just wanted it regardless. My girlfriend used to wear it around the house when we first dated, haha. Just gave it to her to sleep in, she just kind of rolled her eyes, haha. But once she had it on and forgot and then answered the door for the delivery guy in it. I pointed it out after and she was all embarrassed, hahaha. Also had a great one that said " I <3 ..." and there's just a picture of a beaver shaving in a mirror, with shaving cream on its face. Hahaha, that one was classic. Had one that said "D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia", and some state themed ones like "Massachusetts really blows" with a picture of a sailboat, "Keepin' It Reel in Minnesota" with a guy fly fishing, and "You're the only ten I see" with a picture of Tennessee on it. Probably a few more I forget, but those were some of my favorites.