Approaching Women: How Not to Get Kicked In the Face, and Other Interesting Facts

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This MyTake is about how you might approach women in bars, yeah I'm not sure what the title is about either, but I've already typed it, so moving on....


Step 1: Realize women's mindsets


Honestly, they want to get laid just as much as you do, they are just more picky about who it is that happens with. I know.. you walk up to a woman and say hi, and they ignore you. What a terrible, mean, horrible individual. Please grow a pair and stop whining. Do you know what happens in the wild when a male approaches a female, and the female rejects? This:


The Approach, How not to Get Kicked in the Face, And other interesting facts...

So you know, at least that's not happening. Point is approaching at a bar is sort of like approaching on Tinder. Women get tons and tons of replies every day from different dudes, they can't respond to them all. So they typically respond to the more creative introductions. In other words, don't expect "Hi" to work unless you are Bradley Cooper. If you're Bradley Cooper, they are probably just going to start taking off their clothes when they see you, so no need for party tricks;)


Step 2: Approach with a clever pick up line


Yes these work if done properly. I don't mean some crappy stacked pick up line, that will never work. It has to be tailored to the girl. I once approached a girl that was wearing a cat woman t-shirt with the line "I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but...I'm Batman" which actually was a canned pick up line, but worked for the situation. (keep in mind, this was several years ago; I think this is a fairly well known pick up line now.) She practically spat out her drink. Anyway, that ended well, or so I thought until she turned out to be insane as of a couple weeks later. Moral of the story: don't approach women wearing Cat Woman t-shirts. But I digress....


Approaching Women: How Not to Get Kicked In the Face, and Other Interesting Facts

Step 3: Approach buzzed, not drunk


Nuff said...


Step 4: I'm sorry, but at the beginning, it is a game


There's no avoiding it. We all play it. Stop bitching about it. Here's a little trick I used if a girl, a couple minutes into the convo, started acting bored... I leave. I mean quite literally mid-sentence, I just walk away. This doesn't always work, but very often I get approached a few minutes later by her, or one of her friends asking why I walked away. I tell them I got bored, which is honestly true.



I mean come on ladies.. do you really expect me to carry the entire conversation? Not gonna happen..I'm a good looking guy, and there's other fish. They typically try to impress me at that point, which is what you want.



Anyway, that was a pretty random myTake I posted reflecting on another MyTake I responded to earlier.

Approaching Women: How Not to Get Kicked In the Face, and Other Interesting Facts
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