10 Reasons Why It's Okay To Steal Someone's Partner (Satire)

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10 Reasons Why It's Okay To Steal Someone's Partner (Satire)

1. "Sharing is caring." Just follow any proverb and apply it for every situation! That's so smart!



2. It will magically bring up your self esteem!



3. It's a good way to get back at a rival or enemy. Smart move!


10 Reasons Why It's Okay To Steal Someone's Partner (Satire)


4. It doesn't matter who you get sex from. You just can't find someone else!



5. You have no respect for yourself.



6. If you're weak, it would make you feel so powerful if you seduce someone who's in a relationship!



7. It's a good way to test if their relationship is strong enough to resist you from messing with it.


10 Reasons Why It's Okay To Steal Someone's Partner (Satire)

8. It doesn't actually make you a thief. The partner who gets "stolen" is a just a cheater.



9. You never tried it before and want to know what it feels like.



10. "YOLO." This proverb motivates you to have no regrets. Follow it like any other proverb!

10 Reasons Why It's Okay To Steal Someone's Partner (Satire)
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