IT'S Friday !! YAY
So i guess some of you might hit the club tonight or some bar with friends, and some of you are single and would be ready to mingle, well, how about starting this weekend with these pick up line experiments and see if you can get lucky.
Honestly, according to me, the funnier the Pick Up Line the more chances you actually have nowadays ...
Welcome to the new era of "Picking Up Girls" the funny way
Usually when it comes to hitting on someone at a bar or a club, pick up lines can either work or be a total flop.
But honestly, the funny ones that make you laugh are nowadays a catch, and who doesn't like to make a Lady laugh ??
Obviously, a Lady needs to have a sense of Humor as well, because if you are stuck up and make dramatic scenes every time a man just says something funny to you, without offending you, then you should work on your sense of humor and be understanding without acting up !!!
Be nice !!
BUT HEY WAIT !!!
There is a limit, sure, if he is being touchy and offensive and you don't like it then .... BANG
SO here is a list of the funniest Pick Up lines i have selected for you ...
Hope you enjoy them and I hope that you have some more to offer on the comment section. I'd be more than glad to read ...
Please if you are planing on using these pick up lines make sure to not to hurt feelings ... make sure you don't make people feel bad about themselves ... and make sure you are not using them to have one night stands with girls that actually are dating material :)
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"(This actually works)
Did you just fart? she's says (No) "Well you just blew me away"!
I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
And to finish it with something really weird and I do not recommend to use this on somebody but it made me giggle ... and you all know i love to make you laugh
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
Well, I hope you had a laugh with these, and that some of them might come in handy, anyway, I can't guarantee you guys that these pick up lines work, but they seem to be in nowadays, well honestly, if I was single and somebody would use one of these pick up lines, It would deffenetly make me giggle and it would even lead to a conversation :)
BUT HEY IT's ME ... i'm weird so don't trust me. Take your own risk ... and good luck
Thanks for reading and have a wonderful Weekend <3
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