How to innocently talk dirty with my crush?

[meowcatwoman]

What sorts of things can I say that are innocent but can be taken dirty. For instance, talking about things like balls or wood or rubbing or something.

[Bananabear]

Say things that are dirty but not too obvious. Try and make sexual noises. Anything that sounds remotely sexual.

[stevie123]

Golf is always good. Ya got balls, shaft, stroke,, etc.