Mostly a musical parody of some song and what I'd like to be doing, which makes it much worse given both the comedy of the song and the mental images of what I'm imagining.
There's that song by Colin Hay "overkill", that is a popular one for the sexual tension song.
For your consideration:
I can't get to sleep,
I'm thinking about penetration.
Putting myself real deep,
daydreaming of our copulation.
Especially that mouth,
I'd like it on my elevation.
I know you'll be real tight,
perhaps a little lubrication.
Day after day we stand here,
why haven't we jumped each other's bones?
We'd be pretty great that way.
Perhaps another day.
Alone between the sheets,
Only brings on masturbation.
It's time we brought the heat,
Get with the consumation.
At least there's your pretty face.
And though there's a little desperation.
I know I'll be alright once we drill.
Day after day we stand here,
why haven't we jumped each other's bones?
We'd be pretty great that way.
Perhaps another day.
I can't get to sleep,
I'm thinking about penetration.
Putting myself real deep,
daydreaming of our copulation.
Especially that mouth,
I'd like it on my elevation.
I know you'll be real tight,
Why haven't we drilled?
I hope you can appreciate how hard it was to actually come up with lyrics that matched the rhythm of that song.
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Well because I am single I feel frustrated and a bit depressed. I start getting urges. A lot of girls that I find pretty or that have got me turned on or aroused in some way give me sexual urges of what I want to do to them and the sexual things I want them to do to me. I think about how good it would feel for her and I and that gives me the tension. I then usually find myself masturbating while thinking about that girl later at night when I am at home in bed, I often need to do it more than once to. I orgasm and think to myself "oh that felt so great. Sorry if that was too much information for you.
It's fun and frustrating at the same time.
There's one guy who I have pretty extreme tension with. He'll sit next to me and then my heart races and I get that tingly feeling and sometimes I sit on my hands to resist the urge to touch him lol
And if he touches me I feel like I'm gonna just diE
My body relaxes slightly i feel needy and i hope theyre thinking what im thinking. i feel a little wet down there and i try to talk normally and cover it all up but i want him to innitiate something! lol also i feel slight frustration.
Obsessive thoughts about him. Dizziness. Urge to masturbate.
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To me sexual tension is when I can be in the middle of a conversation with a woman, and when a lull occurs, I can just look into her eyes, and it still feels like we're talking, even though we're silent. The look itself is saying something ;-)
I'll get a sense of frustration, sometimes it'll feel achy in my crotch, blood flows. I want to tear something up.
well it happend to me 2 time i was with my lover we were alone and in my mind it was like hug her tightly and the time stops for ever and much more...
Depends on the relationship with said girl, if she is a good friend it starts to build up if I feel everything would work out with them and they make me happy.
All my muscles tighten up and I feel really awkward
Electricity, one of us is positively charged the other is negatively charged. Taking her clothes off is like unwrapping a present.
I feel very frustrated and feel like I'm going to explode, my dick starts loading up ammo, and I tend to blush which is embarrassing.
My balls get wet. And her vagina gets hard... wait...
"My tummy... it... it hurts..."
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