Why is my mom teasing me so much?

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my mom is so silly and childish, I can't believe it sometimes.

recently she caught me masturbating (she didn't see anything, I pulled my boxers back on right in time) and she just laughed and wouldn't leave the room. I wanted her to go cause I really needed to finish, and she made fun of me, saying things like "oooh...poor kid, you're about to explode, aren't you?" and laughing about it. and then she gave me a really hard flick against my balls with her fingers! she immediately started hugging me and apologized (though laughing all the time). it hurt like hell, but somehow it also got me over the edge of arousal from masturbating before! so there I was, balls aching like cracked nuts (no exaggeration!), moaning and having an EJACULATION in my boxers! I was cumming, and my was just looking down on the growing stain on my boxers, while I kept on twitching and cumming, and my mom kept on holding me by the shoulders and even said “just let it go, it’s OK”!

when I was finally done, she said “oh my god, I'm so sorry honey! I didn’t want to pull your trigger!”, but was still laughing slightly! I just didn’t know how to react. I was just standing there, post-orgasmic, with a huge stain on my boxers, and only felt the pain in my balls, so I had to sit down. my mom sat down next to me, put her arm around me, and not that she said something calming or anything that could make it feel less embarrassing, no, she made this stupid joke “sorry for your balls, but even if it hurts now, just try to remember how good it felt a couple of seconds ago” and laughed about it. and since then, she often makes such stupid jokes, like “I'm sorry about your balls, honey...but at least we know I didn’t ruin my chances to become a grandma”...and even worse what she said to my sister’s girlfriends “I'm very gifted...i can hit people in the nuts and still make them feel like they’re in heaven, just ask my son” and they were all laughing!

i really love my mom and I know that most of the silly jokes she made just to somehow ease the mood and the situation, and that she really thought it would help me, but I just feel embarrassed beyond belief!
Why is my mom teasing me so much?
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