Good "Fu¢k You" Comebacks?

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Lets Say You Were Arguing (Not Serious ) With Cute Girl/Guy And They Say Fuck You (Not Serious). What Is A Good Freaky Slick Off Guard "Yea Ill Fu'k You" Comeback You'll Use. Best One Wins

SarahD094 · Accepted Answer

My boyfriend would always kind of do this back when we were just friends. I would say "fml" (aka f*ck my life), and he'd reply with "wouldn't you like me to". Was just so cheeky and even though it was about a year before we got together, it totally made me fall for him more.

Bleepasaurus_RexEwww · Accepted Answer

How long have you been thinking about fucking me?

ElissaDido · Accepted Answer

"Wanna help me with it ;) ? "

AnonRom · Accepted Answer

Anytime, Sure when and where?, At least buy me a drink first. The last is my favorite personally. (if its someone of my gender I always just say "sorry but I don't swing that way)

Alexcc · Accepted Answer

"Straight forward of you, but ok , my safe word is chimichangas"

thatguyluther · Answer

i always say dont beg, ask me nicely stuff like that

dolemite68 · Answer

i think its hilarious when girls say "suck my dick" or "suck my balls" it always takes guys off guard

Lithium65 · Answer

fuck you... response: You want to? fuck you... response: eat a bag of dicks

Other_Tommy_Wiseau · Answer

Nothing to comeback at. That's not even a good dis. I'll just clown whatever the dude got on

scragbas · Answer

woah, slow down cowgirl, we just met.

Stripperman · Answer

When someone says that to me I say not even for your Birthday

BeastRB · Answer

"Well at least buy me dinner first"

sedrftvgyhujik · Answer

Lets go somewhere a bit more private ;)

rgb008 · Answer

I don't do charity :)

JulieXO · Answer

I like the "Is that a promise or a threat?" one

JustinTheGreat · Answer

I always say "When and where?"

Yumix · Answer

just drop your clothes... no need for words :P

akadatank44 · Answer

I dont just fuck anyone ya know 😉

LastNightmare · Answer

foock you.. I'm ready

Anonymous · Answer

okay i am ready come n ge it

RedThread · Answer

"I'll pass"

IAmCluelessToo · Answer

You want to do what?

CT_CD · Answer

stfu

Anonymous · Answer

"Yes please"

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