What are some clever comebacks to tall jokes?

[Anonymous]

k, so there's this guy who's always making fun of my height...i think he does it to get my attention and I think he likes me and I kind of like him too. The thing is that I don't have anything to respond to remarks like "how's the weather up there" or "i think you've grown taller" -__- and so it always gets really awkward. even when I have time to think about it afterwards, I still can't come up with anything witty to say for next time...so any ideas?

[Honey18]

Ugh I hate jokes like those. Ones about height that is, because I get the short jokes. I just reply with something like "You know, its actually pretty nice down here too bad you'll never get to experience this" (remember hot air rises so you can use that to your advantage). Find something about him that is like your height situation and make a comment about it remembering not to be mean.

[little-miss-adorable]

well. I get this too. friends of mine are all freakishly tall and then there's me. they all ask me if I play minigolf, and I ask if they play bball. none of them do, we all play volleyball, though.

you could always tell them that if you wanted their opinion, you'd climb up there and get it.

[Misz_Giggles101]

tell him that he's so tall that when he does cart wheels he slaps jesus in the face. I think its funny.

Oh and when he trips over something that he hits his head on the moon

hope that helps

[Asker]

I'm just an inch or two taller than he is so that wouldn't work out as planned since he could easily say the same to me ._. but they are pretty funny :)

[Misz_Giggles101]

How tall are you?

[Asker]

A little over 5'11" :]

[Misz_Giggles101]

That's not that bad. I live with a tall family and I'm the shortest one. I'm 5'7". Ask him when he was younger did his mom have to buy him 2 booster seats. Or point out randomly and say ohh look a yard sale maybe they have baby clothing ^_^

[drummerdude27]

when someone asks hows the weather up there- just say, its kind of chilly

when he says I think youve grown taller, just say- what are you jelous?

if there isn't anything whitty to say, just roll with it and give a serious answer and keep the convo going. he will be thrown off and not know what to do

hope this helps

[wanacot]

Think about some things you can tease him about (height, weight, intelligence, etc). Then when he teases you next time respond with one of the things you previously thought about.

[Bubbles_the_Magician]

"I tihnk you've grown taller"

Response: "Your d*** better be growing tall too to keep up with this height."

Or could say things like.

"You keep looking up to see if your Goddess is still around?"