>Take off all my clothes >Strip the pizza of it's cheese and layer the cheese on my nipples >Get in the fetal position >Rub the sauce all over my body >Shove the crust in my mouth >Grab a spoon and grab all the sauce and melted cheese off my nipples and body >Try to shove all of it in my mouth at the same time.
I don't eat the crust unless there's a dipping sauce with it.
I usually peel off the toppings with my fingers and eat those. Then I peel off the cheese and eat that. Then I peel off the top layer of bread with the sauce on it and eat that. I leave the crust from the bottom and top of the pizza alone. Essentially, I just eat the insides of the pizza lol