Don't go bacon my heart
I'm kind of a big dill
You don't miss a beet, do you
Give me your best FOOD pun?
What Guys Said 11
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.1
this is for the people who knows urdu language :D
Did you hear the fish singing ancient songs last night? It was salmon chanted evening!0
You must have a lot of thyme on your hands asker1
Am a chef i think i can help.
you can make some root vegetable mix in the oven (Parsnip, carrots, potatos, onions) season it with some salt, chilli and rosemary.
Or bean (or without) kidney beans, tomatos, cucumber, lettuce and some
feta cheese and basil. mix some lemon, olive oil and salt (i use chilli too)
i can go on and on if you want to or give me some hints so i can help you more.
I donut do these.0
Isn't it an eggselent day?0
I don't carrot all about your game.0
Lettuce discuss this further0
What Girls Said 1
I saw a question once where a guy claimed he looked like a potato. It was closed, but a friend of mine gave me what would have been the best answer ever:
"Don't call yourself a potato, I'm sure you're a real SPUD muffin."
... Ahhh? Ahhhh?
I'll see myself out.3
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