Give me your best FOOD pun?

Ex:

Don't go bacon my heart

I'm kind of a big dill

You don't miss a beet, do you


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
    I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
    Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

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  • I saw a question once where a guy claimed he looked like a potato. It was closed, but a friend of mine gave me what would have been the best answer ever:

    "Don't call yourself a potato, I'm sure you're a real SPUD muffin."

    ... Ahhh? Ahhhh?

    ... No?

    I'll see myself out.

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