Sober up quickly?

I'm going to a party Saturday and I'm going to be drinking. I have to be home by 11:30 and I don't want to seem intoxicated when I get home as my parents might notice. Any tips on how to sober up fast?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Best time of all: DONT DRINK!!! Your underage and will end up in the slammer if your caught.

    Also it's physically impossible. There's not any way

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here we go:

    Alcohol metabolizes at a constant rate.

    It's one drink per hour. Now there's a lot more that goes into that. You won't be drunk off of one drink. But you aren't just doing one drink, are you? Probably not. So let's go through a scenario.

    You go to the party at 7PM. You start out by downing 4 shots of 70 proof liquor in the first 15 minutes. An hour later, you down 4 more. You're 8 drinks deep now in 2 hours. Your BAC will be at or near 0.08 at this point; you'll be showing signs of intoxication. Suppose you can stop at this point. It'll take 8 hours, roughly, for you to be totally sober at this point. But let's say you don't. You push the envelope and do 5 more shots on a dare an hour later, and 5 more before you go. You're now going to be around 0.14; your speech will be slurred, you'll probably stagger a little. You'll show clear impairment.

    The best thing to do is not drink, especially when you're underage. But if you do choose to do it, do it like a responsible adult would. 1 drink per hour.

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What Girls Said 2

  • If you're still at that point where you have a curfew and you have to sneak past your parents, just don't drink. Lmfao.
    QED.

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  • Eat something greasy, something sweet and Gatorade. No alcohol in the world can beat that

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What Guys Said 8

  • Most other people have said this but let me reiterate: sobering up quickly is not a thing that happen. For anyone. Nothing "soaks up" alcohol, nothing clears your head or makes you more alert. There are only things that make you feel like you're sober; everyone else can still tell you're trashed.

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  • Drink loads of water

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  • Don't be dumb by drinking is a great way to seem sober.

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  • Your metabolism controls how quickly your body processes alcohol. Best bet is to stop drinking a couple of hours before you go home. Don't drink & drive.

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  • why would we share that secret, it took me a lifetime of research

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  • Don't drink

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  • You can't.

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  • You can't. Because that is physical impossibility.

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