Brunettes are usually perceived as being smarter, redheads as fierce meanwhile blondes are often seen as the buttcrack of all jokes. "Dumb blonde" and "blonde moment" are phrases that often get thrown around a lot. And frankly I'm sick and tired of it.
We all know gentlemen prefer blondes along with the hotties at your local college bar. Okay sure they might end up marrying brunettes but blondes have the upper hand for now and that's what really matters. There have been studies proving that even bottle blondes immediately felt more glamorous and sexier once they ditched their natural hair color.
https://news.discovery.com/human/psychology/miley-cyrus-blonde-hair-120814
You don't need proof to know blondes are the sh*t, but it just so happens science agrees with us as well.
Women are Jealous of Blonde Hair
There’s a reason why blondes are seen as more attractive. During the early phase of the Stone Age, women had to fight for the attention of men because so many of them died while out protecting their tribe and hunting for food. Paleolithic hunters preferred blondes because they stood out from their brunette rivals and were seen as healthier.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/39313/Why-cavemen-preferred-blondes.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-378390/Proof-cavemen-preferred-blondes-too.html
I think that's sufficient evidence to prove guys still think like cavemen.
Blondes are More Outgoing
If you ever been on a girls night out then chances are that you've noticed that the first person to hit the dance floor or sign up for karaoke is the girl with the light locks. Besides that, we’re seen as more approachable. There are countless essays on brunettes turned bottle blondes, and how they noticed more people come up to them and introduce themselves once they switched over.
It’s just a blonde thing, and there isn't anything wrong with that.
Blondes are Better in Bed
Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Brigitte Bardot are all sex symbols, they're the most iconic bombshells of all time and the best thing about them is they're all blonde.
And I'm not making this stuff up either: Several studies conducted show that over 36 percent of men prefer flaxen-haired beauties in bed, while only 31 percent are all about girls with dark hair.
More Feminine Features
No it doesn't have anything to do with shopping or fashion - for those who thought more feminine automatically means obsessed with fashion or shopping but it has more so to do with our DNA. It has been shown that natural blondes have slightly higher estrogen levels than brunettes, so chances are they're more likely to exhibit more feminine facial features, like a small button nose, pointed chin, silky skin and way less body hair.
Blondes Don't Age
In the caveman days, blondes were perceived as more likely to be healthier and live longer.
This has both it's ups and downs, although we'll whittle away a few years from our guesstimated age when we get older, it would suck when we wer carded at virtually every bar we went to despite being of age. If you want to get technical, it has something to do with the loss of pigmentation, which allows for deeper penetration of ultraviolet light that’s needed to synthesize vitamins.
So basically we’re going to look 21 until we’re 40.
They have more Fun
Several studies conducted show brunettes are seen as both more rational and sensible. So okay they make better wives, but we actually live in the moment. Knowing how to let loose and have fun is just as important as knowing how to settle down. No need to hate on how chill we are — we just know when it’s time to have a good time!
Blondes earn more in Tips
Brunettes might be perceived as more intelligent, but blondes still earn serious cash.
On a survey conducted in 2009, it was found that blonde waitresses earned significantly higher tips than those of their peers with different hair colors — regardless of attractiveness. And to top of that off women who dyed their hair blonde were shown as more likely to demand higher pay when put in unfair situations
Dumb blonde? You wish.
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