20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)

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20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)


Caution: This only represents me and it may sound condescending at some places. Don't read this if you don't want to read that or any of my complaints.



It's a good thing I've already mastered not getting hit in the head by random things from above and not tripping over small, random things.



Yes I do play volleyball but I play basketball as a hobby. How did you guess that without knowing me? Oh, it's because I'm tall.



Long legs are nice to have until they get cramped in places of where I sit at.



Finding a maxi dress or a nice pair of pants that reach my ankles is always a victory.



I'm not romantically interested in you if you're my height and shorter... Can we just be friends without you gradually falling in love with me?


20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)

It's not fair how it's easy for most girls, especially short girls, to have a partner who's at least five inches taller.



This old woman who's two inches taller than me is a nun. I wonder if I should turn into that one day.



I only date two guys who are at least an inch taller than me, but I strongly prefer him to be at least five inches taller because I like to feel small. Does it make me immature and stupid? I don't think so and I personally couldn't care less if people think I am.



I'm dating a guy who's more than five inches taller than me, hooray. I hope it stays this way. For once I dated a guy who can lift me up.



"You're so tall" And your point is?



"How tall are you?" 6'2, but why would you care?"



Why do women within this range (5'8-5'11") think they're so tall? It is tall but it's not freakishly tall. It's the height of the average man, big deal. In comparison to me, there are more guys who tower over them by at least five inches.


20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)

Damn, why are shorter people always in the way? Walk faster, come on, hurry up! Oh my god, I'll just walk fast past you.



I'm not going to slouch just to fit in the picture or to make you look taller. It's not my fault I'm taller than you.



Ugh do I really need to go into the men's section for this?



How different would life be if I was born as a guy? Is it better to be a freakishly tall girl or a freakishly tall guy? Oh forget about it, I'm too feminine to be a guy.



(When strangers are shocked that you are so tall) Oh can you please stop looking at me?


20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)

If my sister wasn't taller than me, I think it would feel weird when another woman is taller than me.



I'm not interested in modeling and I don't know why people think it's the best job for a woman. I'm too tall for most modeling agencies because they generally want female models to be around 5'8" to 5'11".



I hate wearing heels. And no, it's not because it's a societal issue where a tall woman gets judge for wearing heels. It's because I almost my broke my leg with three inch heels, and my feet are big and I don't like the way they look in heels. Plus, heels make me look bigger than what I am.

20 Thoughts of a Freakishly Tall Girl (Yeah, That's Me)
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