I'm back with another MyTake. I came up with this because I have a friend who claims she doesn't do any of these...not even pass gas? Like really, some girls just act a little too stuck up. Then again, who would want to admit to some of these things anyway? Well, I will; I don't care, nobody's perfect.
Guys, please don't believe the hype because most woman do these things, and some that are listed are actually quite normal.
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1. Going commando
No undies? No problem. So much more comfortable.
2. Use guy razors
Guy's razors last longer and plus females can get a closer shave.
3. Wear the same bra more then once
Yeah, most females will repeatedly wear they bra until it starts getting smelly or too dirty.
4. Don't take full showers every day
Some women don't have time for a full shower. Some females like to take quick wash-ups; i.e., cleaning their armpits, privates, etc. You know, freshen up a bit instead of getting in the shower.
5. Don't always shave
Especially in the wintertime. lol XD
6. Check if their kitty is fresh
Well yeah...got to makes sure she's fresh.
7. Enhancing their body
For that special dress...nothing wrong with that lol.
8. Watch Porn
This does nothing for me. I like the real thing but some women enjoy it and also get off from it. *shrugs*
9. Take poops
Well, of course. Ever wonder why she's taking like the longest shower ever? Or why she disappears in the middle of the night? Yeah, you're catching on now lol.
10. Masturbate with homemade toys
Ladies, we've tried it before! lol
11. Check out other females
Yes, I admire other women's bodies...no shade attached. Some women really got it going on lol. Women, do you agree?
12. Pee in the shower
Lol Ladies you know you did it at least one time in your life.
13. Sleep with a hand down their pants
Yeah, not just a guy thing.
14. Stalk guys on social media
Yes....just yes...some women just can't help it.
15. Sticks stomach out in the mirror to see how they would look pregnant
Right after eating a meal LOL.
16. Passing Gas
Then smelling it and realizing that it didn't smell so bad. c:
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Lol....Yes, some women won't admit to these, but oh well, most women really do these things. I do almost all of them and I don't give a damn. I like to keep it all the way real. Ladies, have you done at least one of these? #9 & #16 are complete giveaways. Add on to the list!
1) Obvious enough if she's wearing leggings (as in the picture). No panty line... no panties.
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2) Men's razors give a closer AND MORE SENSITIVE shave. Which should be obvious, if you think about it... Faces are, after all, more sensitive than legs. And the closeness of the shave is a lot more important, since people are looking directly at a guy's face -- up close -- all day long.
On the other hand, I've noticed that men's razors are more likely to nick/cut me in areas with weird contours, like around the sides/backs of my knees (especially where the tendons are).
So, I use a combination. I use a men's razor to shave MOST of everything -- lately I've been using a Schick Hydro 5 that I stole from my husband (he likes the Gillette Fusion better) -- and then I use a normal women's razor (Bic Soleil) around the weirdo parts like the knee-tendon areas.
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3) Washing bras is a pain in the ass! Are there actually women who wash their bras EVERY SINGLE TIME they wear them? I mean... other than, say, women who work outside in high heat and humidity?
12) IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T DO THIS, YOU ARE A LYING LIAR WHO LIES DIRTY LIES.
Lies.
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15) Is this a thing? LOOOOLLLLLLL
Don't.
Having been pregnant 3 times, let me be the first to tell you -- the way you look when you simply shove out yr stomach is NOTHING like the way you'll look when you are actually pg.
Look, while yes some women actually do all of these, this does not apply to me
1. Never done this, and probably never will. I don't feel comfortable not going out be inside the house without those two things: a bra and some panties. 2. I don't care. I use one of those cheap shavers as long as it does the job, then throw them away. Can't use a dirty shaver. 3. This is not a problem and shouldn't be a problem. Women can't afford to be putting on different bras for every single day of the week 30/31 days out of a month. Some hardly have 5 bras at the least, 10 at the most. 4. Normal and this shouldn't be a problem. You get sick if you take full showers in the winter and you want to know how come you got a head cold or the flu. I only take full showers when needed. Plus when you lived in the projects for mainly all your life, can you really afford it? Especially in NYC? 5. This is me and I can care less. Spring, summer, fall and winter. 6. Why do I need to check about smell unless something warrants for me to get checked at the doctor? 7. No need to do this. I exercise when needed to be fit and healthy. So no. 8. Never done this, don't care to and I hate it. Period, end of story. 9. Anybody who says they never poop either has a serious problem with their health, or their crazy. 10. NO, just no. Don't even do this either. 11. Forget it. 12. If I can't hold it and it was unexpected, rarely. Otherwise the toilet is right there, no excuse. 13. I can actually say this happened once during a really hot summer, and your sweating, hard to sleep, breathe or relax. 14. Heck no! This is why I keep my social media on private. 15. Can admit to doing this. 16. Is obvious.
And I have no shame in saying this. I have my reasons, and don't need to hide it. But not everybody is accepting of what you do, so it doesn't bother me.
Nice my take but I think that you forgot to add in bra stuffing. I oddly noticed that when my female freinds hang out with a guy that they like sometimes their boobs will look bigger. Also I'm not just boob watching like a twat. It is noticably bigger like a size or two. Which is really easy to notice when your female freind is flat chested. However I also noticed it with the bigger chested girls. If they think that a guy they like will be there then their boobs might be bigger that day. I actually learned that "being one of the girls". When I teased my flat chested female freind about liking a new guy in our church. She asked me how I knew and I answered. She was eating slowly and her chest was bigger. I kept the best signs to myself and the other girls whom I told about it latter. So she admitted that she was wearing a push up bra and she stuffed it a little bit. and so began the TMI fest...
Uh-oh our secrets are out :P I do all of these except 2 and 7. I prefer the women's razors because they have ''moisturising strips'' lol. And I've never needed to wear a push up bra (if I did I'd look like a cheap hooker regardless of the outfit lmao) or butt padding or whatever that thing is in the photo.
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Anonymous
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Let's talk about #9. (Pooping) Specifically the woman in the photo…
Is she doing a fist pump because she just got a giant turd out? Or is she ready to pummel the person taking a picture of her on the toilet. Option 1 is cool in a weird way. Option 2 is totally understandable.
Also, she's on her smartphone. So that's another thing women do that they would never admit. And why I never touch *anybody's* phone.
I do all these except one. I feel uncomfortable not wearing underwear. Unless you count when I don't wear underwear in my PJs around the apartment, then yes I do them all.
@redeyemindtricks My fucking bra is a sexy and lacey, often uncomfortable, bra that I don't plan on wearing for very long but will be seen by someone else.
The "Look at me" bra puts the girls up front and forward and is suitable for select tops to go social functions. They don't have lace and frills and extra straps and such that can poke or be seen under clothing.
As for the "Look at me!", srsly go for the 3-part half-cups from Comexim (I think I told you about them in some other thread). The ones with the 2 vertical seams, like this www.comexim.pl/.../355-beauty-biustonosz.html
More projection than blue anons talking about girls! 😂😂
I'm going to assume you don't LITERALLY own just three bras... but, the Polish bras are also super reasonably priced, too.
I'm guilty of most of them apart from sleeping with my hand down my knickers, checking out other females, masturbating with homemade toys, enhancing my figure, I only go commando under my PJs. Lol
How about regard their partners money as shared or "our money" while their money is their own lol The shower thing is definitely true when women get a new hairstyles or a fake tan before a wedding thats why women overdose on deodorant and perfume to cover the smell of stale sweat. there's nothing worse than the smell of sour dough in her breadbox, yah gotta keep it clean.
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Anonymous
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Nice take.
I have to admit that I've done #3,#4,#5,#6,#8,#11,#14 and #15. And yes, I'm ashamed of all. As for #9, that is normal, everybody poops. And I don't hide that from people.
In fairness I think the female deniers are lessening somewhat. Very humorous take, I chuckled - I dread to think what the male version of that take would be.
My girlfriend admits to the ones she actually does which are 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16 By the way number 4 is not a quick wash up it is called a whores bath
Yea it really is, because as a man you have the right to the body of every woman you've ever seen. Honestly, her having the audacity to do as she wishes with her own body is unthinkable.
@ShaeNielson but of course someone had to overreact. Where exactly did I mention how I have control over her? You women say stuff like "oh a real man pays for dates" all the time but what gives you the right to the wallet of every man you've ever seen? Honestly, him having hte audacity to do as he wishes with his own money is unthinkable.
Sounded stupid? Because it was. I merely stated how I perceive it as deceptive. That's it. You're the one who's overreacting here.
@ShaeNielson No when I say it's deceptive it means I PERCEIVE it as deceptive. Nofuckingwhere does it say "so she should wear it the way I want to." Your logic is flawed. Stating an opinion over something doesn't automatically mean I want to impose my own.
By your logic if I say that I don't want to be vegan, that automatically means that I am FORCING everyone to be an omnivore. Genius logic.
@ShaeNielson that makes not a single lick of sense. I AM being deceived - she presents a false image of her looks - thus her REAL looks are hidden, thus I am being deceived. If I wear a mask and talk to you, I am deceiving you with how I look, because the mask is hiding my true features. Deception doesn't have to have anything to do with me, it is still deception. A cop may dress like a tourist amd go under cover for a case as he's following some criminal. If he passes me, I have no way of knowing that he's actually a cop and not a tourist - so in that moment, even though his deception was not meant for me, he still deceived me without me even knowing it. The same way a woman who alters the way she actually looks for herself or for someone else, even if it's not me, it will still have been deceptive to me and everyone else who sees her. Simple.
You say something and then they create some ridiculous, exagerated, statement/implication based on what you what you said, and then proceed to condescending attack you for something you didn't actually say.😂
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