Why girls pee in sitting position?

[Anonymous]

I know that girl all ways pee in sitting position why they Dont do like boys

it is right

it is wrong

[amaazynreeny]

Lool I laughed when I read this like seriously? But we would pee on ourselves if we stand and I bet you need to hold your penis to direct it in the right place when peeing and we girls can't hold on to our urethra when peeing. Lool I still think this is a funny question

[blondfrog]

Yep we gotta hold our meat tubes :3 to control it

[moistycakes]

Is this a serious question? You guys have a long dangly meat tube that gives you advantages when peeing standing up. We have a little hole and no dangly meat tubes to help us out. If we peed standing up it would run down our legs and just go all over the floor.

[rthomas43]

"Long dangly meat tube"

I've never been so disgusted by my penis.

[blondfrog]

Lol exactly

[blondfrog]

Meat tubes you are so funny :3

[moistycakes]

Love your willy gents. I'm just telling it like it is.

[pinkflyingpanda]

Heh... Long dangly meat tube :3

[LittleSally]

Hahahahaha because it's more difficult to see us peeing if we're crouching, while a dude peeing - you can see it immediately because they're always standing. We're like ninjas!

[Someoneeeee]

That makes no sense lol

[DanAG]

This reminds me of when somebody asked if girls suddenly had penises, what's the first thing they'd do. Most of the answers were pretty funny. But the best one was "pee my name in the snow".

[Plato]

I believe that this is a position that even mammals do with respect to sex. It seems rather innate, or perhaps it is because of the structure of the body around the pee hole.

[blondfrog]

Lol your name is my 2nd favorite philosopher:)

[Plato]

My favourite one is Socrates, but I use him as my mouth piece so I might as well be my own favourite philosopher. =)

[RichardoStyle]

_ Although I am a man, I pee like a woman. Most women congratulate me for peeing sitting up like them_

[sherryhorror]

is this a troll question? we don't have penises... so if we stood and peed, it would fall straight to the ground. and i know this cause I'm a girl and i have stood and peed in the bathtub while showering...

[Anonymous]

What... I've never seen someone, especially ages 30-35, asking why we don't pee like a man 0_o

Anyway, if we peed standing up, it wouldn't be a good outcome. Whatever we're wearing that we pulled down would be wet, including our legs as well. Our vaginas don't have the option of pulling something out of our pants and aiming it in the toilet.

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol How old are you?

It's because if we peed like boys, it would all just run down our leg, rather than going into the toilet. Haha Men and women have different reproductive anatomy. Penises and vaginas don't work the same way.

[Cookie0328]

You're not serious, are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

[catguy]

one of my favorite lines ever! lol

[halneedshelphere]

Because we can just thrust our hips and aim our urine wherever we please. I tends to run down the leg or go directly to the floor. Is this even a real question?

[Tergeo]

Can you imagine a girl trying to aim? Most guys can't even be bothered to aim properly and they have an advantage.

[blondfrog]

Nah that is not true most guys aim pretty easily

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

We don't have an extra appendage to aim and pee. If we did it like men that'd be pissing on ourselves. But some of us can pee in a bottle.

[blondfrog]

You can cause you're a dance right?

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

What?

[kittykatg]

Because we can't aim a thingy to push our pee away from us. The best way to avoid peeing on ourselves is to squat with our legs apart.

[Betwyn]

We don't have the same... equipment.. that you and your "girlfriend" have..

[springocelot]

are you trolling?

... it's because us girls don't have anything to aim our pee with

[Jessica182014]

bahaha!! I don't have a dick... and i like my clothes as they are

[Themoonlitsky]

rem because if we stood up we would pee on ourselves...

[StickStickity13]

Urethra is shorter so they can't control the stream easily like men.

[Ihav2fart]

Not sure if retarded or trolling.

[jswag]

They can't as far as I know due to anatomy. If they could, womens bathrooms would have urinals also.

[danielleelizabethh]

because if we peed like a guy, it would fall straight to the ground and get everywhere its just the way it is :/

[blondfrog]

Because they are physically incapable come on dude how do you not know that?

[TheCanuck]

Because they don't have the handy dandy dangling bits we do!

[Anonymous]

Dont have the same parts as guys.. Not really capable of doing that without peeing on our clothes.