Guys in your experience do girls have cooties? And girls how do you deal with having cooties?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

I am a guy and ew cooties

I am a girl and I hate my cooties :(

[AzureGirl]

Well... I use a special mud bath and do some ancient voodoo to keep mine away. Unfortunately I have to sacrifice a monkey toe every month in order to keep the voodoo curse from backfiring.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Now is that before or after you eat the horse heart and pray to allah?

[AzureGirl]

After, the horse heart and praying is to envoke the curse, the monkey toe just keeps it satisfied!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Ah that some heavy stuff, i remember when i was a girl ;)

[Homicidal_Queen]

Usually taking lots of showers and avoiding touching boys. We only get cooties from boys trying to do stuff with us!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Surrre blame it on the boys

[Homicidal_Queen]

it's all the boys fault.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

No its not.

[Homicidal_Queen]

But it is.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

*isn't

[Homicidal_Queen]

Is to!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Is not!

[Homicidal_Queen]

-.- shall we have a battle of wits to the death my good sir?

[Homicidal_Queen]

or we could have some good old fashioned hate sex?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Both, we shall see who can remain conscious enough to answer the others question, you would lose

[Homicidal_Queen]

nah I never lose :*

[OrdinaryGentleman]

You never have tried ;)

[Darkfairie17]

I got the cootie shot when I was 5, I'm all good :)

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Cootie free since...93 :P except you weren't born in 93... and... cooties only effect you from age 8 and below..

[Darkfairie17]

It's all good. The big kids, on the jungle gym gave me the 411 on the cootie shot at an early age. They made sure I was protected. Gotta love how all us kids look out for one another on the playground. I got the cootie shot from someone who had been doing cootie shots for years. So I knew it was being done right :)

[OrdinaryGentleman]

0___o was it in a windowless van?

[Darkfairie17]

Nope, on the jungle gym.

[vishna]

My cooties itch.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

0__________o
what do you consider cooties..
you should probably shave them
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[vishna]

You can't shave off warts, man.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Hey stranger, how'd ya fair on the test?

[vishna]

:3 well

[vishna]

thanks meatball head

[Phoenix98]

spreading them one person at a time.

https://global3.memecdn.com/cooties_o_1381155.jpg

Well you heard Sheldon the strain has mutated.

[Mistnigqa808]

Yeah since @XNicholeMariex3 gave them to me 😽😽😽 s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...187ddf9341.gif

[XNicholeMariex3]

Hahaha that gif is cute

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@XNicholeMariex3 must like em old...99 years old

[Mistnigqa808]

@Asker She likes the niggas who can make her seasick LOL @XNicholeMariex3 I had just found it... so i had to post it here (perfect for this question)

[XNicholeMariex3]

Hahhaha 😂

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Not certain that is a good thing my man... but whatever floats both your boats:P

[Mistnigqa808]

a complete set of deep 360 waves = seasickness >_<

[OrdinaryGentleman]

xbox :D very kinky

[Mistnigqa808]

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[OrdinaryGentleman]

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filling this filler

[Mistnigqa808]

#T4MHO

[xXiTacoXx]

Got my cootie shots at age 4. ;D

[OrdinaryGentleman]

ewwwwwwwww don't tell me about it D:

[Anonymous]

I haven't personally witnessed a case of the cooties since I was 7 years old.

[Jmarx]

Just get the cooties shot man

[ccfighter]

I shower daily. No cooties :-)

[nakedalligator]

I don't worry, I took the cootie shot years ago.

[apple24]

No I don't have cooties!

[Drivesyouloco]

I drink a lot...

[OrdinaryGentleman]

sperm?

[Drivesyouloco]

What else?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Hot Chocolate?

[Drivesyouloco]

Anything to get me through the trauma of being riddled with coodies.

[Anonymous]

You mean STDs? Nah haven't encountered that.

[Anonymous]

Mmmmm, cooties.