Sitting on a guy's lap? like it or not?

Guys, do you like your girl sitting on your lap? Girls, do you like sitting on your guy's lap? Personally I'm not a huge fan of it because I'll end... Show More

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  • Let's weigh the pros & cons.

    Pros:

    1. There's a girl sitting in your lap.

    2. Warm.

    3. Probably smells nice.

    Is either into or can at least tolerate your (universal you) sorry ass.

    4. Your arm around her waist and your hand in her lap is a natural, comfortable ad likely expected position.

    5. Did I mention that there is a girl in your lap?

    6. Boobs. Eye level... Inches away.

    7. If the situation progresses to kissing, this is an interesting position for it.

    8. If it gets more intense, she can straddle your lap, facing you... which is an excellent make-out position.

    9. If it gets more intense than that... Well, you do the math.

    10. Afterards? Still a comfortable position.

    Cons:

    1. Well, If you're gay, there's agirl in your lap.

    2. If she doesn't practice good oral hygiene? You're at ground zero for the halitosis surprise attack.

    3. If she's not taking care of any other hygiene issues, you'll be the first to know.

    4. Boogers! Twelve o'clock high!

    5. Honey, did you have burritos last night?

    6. (...Hmmmm, I don't remember giving her that hickey...)

    7. (... Wow! I never noticed that huge mole there before...)

    8. If she has a weight problem? " Jeez! I can't feel my legs!"

    9. There's a pretty good chance that any ventriloquism-related humor will Let's weigh the pros & cons.

    Pros:

    1. There's a girl sitting in your lap.

    2. Warm.

    3. Probably smells nice.

    Is either into or can at least tolerate your (universal you) sorry ass.

    4. Your arm around her waist and your hand in her lap is a natural, comfortable ad likely expected position.

    5. Did I mention that there is a girl in your lap?

    6. Boobs. Eye level... Inches away.

    7. If the situation progresses to kissing, this is an interesting position for it.

    8. If it gets more intense, she can straddle your lap, facing you... which is an excellent make-out position.

    9. If it gets more intense than that... Well, you do the math.

    10. Afterards? Still a comfortable position.

    Cons:

    1. Well, If you're gay, there's agirl in your lap.

    2. If she doesn't practice good oral hygiene? You're at ground zero for the halitosis surprise attack.

    3. If she's not taking care of any other hygiene issues, you'll be the first to know.

    4. Boogers! Twelve o'clock high!

    5. Honey, did you have burritos last night?

    6. (...Hmmmm, I don't remember giving her that hickey...)

    7. (... Wow! I never noticed that huge mole there before...)

    8. If she has a weight problem? " Jeez! I can't feel my legs!"

    9. There's a pretty good chance that any ventriloquism-related humor will end badly.

    10. Ah. It wasn't burritos... It was cabbage!

    • Sorry about the weird double post.!?

    • This is really funny haha!

    • Thanks. Sorry about all the typos & bizarre double post.