How come my girlfriend has never farted in front of me?

[Anonymous]

I never once have heard her. Do you think she can't fart or doesn't?

[TechnoGirl]

Seriously? You want her to fart in front of you?
Well i have to say you're a one weird fella.
Do you know the embarrassment girls feel if they do something inappropriate in front of a guy they like or any other guy in matter?
You may laugh it off as a joke but it will stay in her memory as "My most embarrassing moments"

[Asker]

You really think that it would?

[TechnoGirl]

Yup! And the constant teasing won't help either.

[Asker]

Oh I'd never tease her about it. I mean I've done it in front of her. Most of the times on accident.

[TechnoGirl]

You are man, its expected from you guys to do those sorts of stuff.

[Asker]

Well glad to know you never farted lol. I mean in front of someone. You're probably a hot girl too.

[RJGraveyTrain]

She either wears thongs all the time, holds it in or is super discreet. She likely is one of those girls who thinks dudes will be super repulsed if they find out that girls have normal bodily functions.

[Asker]

She normally wears boy shorts panties, hardly ever thongs

[NyomiMcClinton]

Most females won't fart or take a number 2 around something their dating. Thats something that happens down the line when the both of you feel comfortable with each other.

[Asker]

We been dating for a while now though.

[skystar21]

may be her digestion system is good enough.. whatever she eats must not be leading to gases

[lumberman9]

She can but ust doesn't anyone can fart if they want to

[IvoirianGirl20]

Okay just because a girl doean't fart in front of you it doesn't specifically means that she isn't comfortable with you. That is a retarted logic. I would never fart in front of anyone period

[Asker]

No one ever?

[IvoirianGirl20]

No. I'm classy and I intend to keep it that way

[IvoirianGirl20]

It's all about good manners

[IvoirianGirl20]

Thanks for MHO

[SLT93]

Does she burp or pick food from her teeth in front of you?

If you say no... do you think she doesn't breath or eat food!

[Asker]

She's never done those things in front of me really.

[SLT93]

It's good etiquette to not pass wind in someone's presence, burp or pick one's nose! We're civilised human beings and not unruly animals.

Children do these things because they don't understand how it works or have the moral compass that you develop as they grow into adults.

[Asker]

Haha oh I know. I have a 5 year old boy lol.

[SLT93]

Q. What do we not do in front of children?

A. All of the above!

... because... Daddy did it, so it must be OK to do it too!

[Asker]

Lol well I try not to do it in front of it lol.

[Asker]

Him*

[JoyGirl]

She may be embarrassed, and tries not to fart (lol) when she is with you, because of that. I would do the same... lol

[Asker]

So you have never farted in front of a boy then?

[JoyGirl]

Lol...
I have, but it is always an accident (I try to hold it in), and I don't make it obvious.

[Asker]

Well it just makes me feel some type of way like she's not fully comfortable with me or something lol

[babycreeper1233]

I wish I would smell

[Tamera952]

You should feel lucky. You don't want her to, trust me.

[Asker]

Why don't I want her too?

[anaspie]

Lol ok all girls fart... we just tend to do that in private like your supposed to...

[Asker]

Lol well I wish she'd be more comfortable with me lol

[anaspie]

Have you told her that? And have you though maybe it's not such a bad thing that she does these things on her own lol

[Asker]

I never really told her that no. And I never really thought about it like that. Lol

[Asker]

I mean she's gone to the bathroom in front of me

[anaspie]

Ok then she's already more comfortable then most women in front of you! Take it! Lol

[Asker]

Just peeing not the other thing lol.

[anaspie]

Well that's still more than most

[Asker]

You never did that in front of a boyfriend?

[anaspie]

I have yes but I've been with my partner for 10 + years lol so it's a little different.

[Asker]

Lol oh ok I got ya. Also I fight with my sexuality and maybe that's why I have those thoughts

[anaspie]

Possibly

[babycreeper1233]

nooooooo🤤😭

[April10]

I hope she never does! It is not a relationship requirement to pass gas in front of one another lol

[Anonymous]

Well, if i have a boyfriend i will never be ashamed to fart when i am with him lol

[Asker]

What makes you say that? Lol.

[Opinion Owner]

@iskate83 yeah well, i will be very comfortable with my boyfriend so why fart is a big problem? lol my fart is not smell bad too (ok this is embarrassing lol)

[Asker]

Lol are they loud?

[Asker]

Why be embarrassed?

[Opinion Owner]

@iskate83 no, actually they sounds cute. Yeah cute fart. 😏😂 i am one hundred percent sure he will laugh his ass off.👌🏼

[Opinion Owner]

to talk about my fart LOL

[Asker]

Now this I gotta here lol

[Opinion Owner]

Good.😂

[Asker]

Maybe you can send me a sound of it lol

[Opinion Owner]

Lol. Ask your girlfriend to embrace her fart.

[Opinion Owner]

😂😂

[Asker]

Lol she won't do it lol

[Opinion Owner]

Well, fart in front of her to make her upset😂 it would be so funny+cute. Well if she is not the grumpy one😂

[Asker]

Haha no she's super sweet. When's the last time you farted? Lol.

[Opinion Owner]

Few hours ago lol. Why you are so interested with fart?

[rubyrose83]

She likes you & is a lady

[Asker]

I'm just insecure sometimes

[rubyrose83]

Everyone is :)

[Asker]

You're really pretty haha I don't see how you could be.

[rubyrose83]

lol thank you

[Asker]

Are you able to PM me?

[Izumiblu]

girls dont fart, everyone knows that...

[Asker]

Lol lies

[BaeBeeee]

Lol. Do you want her to?

[Asker]

lol I just want to hear once to know she can lol

[BaeBeeee]

Lol ask her family or friends xD or just ask her straight up. I think it'd be a funny topic, honestly

[Asker]

Lol. Ok. When's the last time you farted?

[BaeBeeee]

Lol. Hmmmm. I'd honestly say about three months ago

[Asker]

lol that's like impossible. You must not do it when you go to the bathroom then either lol

[BaeBeeee]

Lol. It's what I can remember. I never think about it 😂

[Jusjay]

She sounds well behaved

[Vuldarling]

Girls don't fart, that's why they bitch so much

[mistixs]

She may feel ashamed to do so

[ShaeNielson]

She just doesn't want to do it in front of you.

[Asker]

Well it won't bother me

[Anonymous]

Why do you want her to? -_-

[SarahsSummer]

Why would she?

[Asker]

Well I guess I thought she'd be comfortable around me

[SLT93]

It's not about being comfortable. It's about good manners and having some grace!

[SarahsSummer]

@SLT93 Exactly!

[Anonymous]

maybe u just didn't hear it lol

[Asker]

Well to be honest I just heard it now as we're in bed together. lol right as I was trying to have some morning sex.

[Anonymous]

You should know girls don't fart!