Share your best women's logic?

Wonderer89
I want to preface this by saying it's all said in fun. I'm not looking for derogatory/inflammatory comments, just some hilarious women's logic that looking back we can see it was a bit crazy.

Whats the best (or worst) argument or conversation you've had over a woman's logic?
I'm friends with a lesbian couple who currently aren't talking... because one of them cheated on the other in her dream.
didn't actually happen - but she's legit mad at her partner because it happened in her dream. It's been three days!
Share your best women's logic?

I think mine would have to be getting offended and really upset when my husband said he'd shoot me if we ended up in a zombie apocalypse because he's not carrying my three suitcases and a dufflebag, and when I yell at him to give me space after an argument (but don't tell him how much space) but then get even angrier when he gives me too much space. Sorry babe 😘

What have you got, both guys and girls πŸ˜‰
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All of these were so good I'm struggling to pick MHO 🙈 Hilarious responses though
Share your best women's logic?
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