LMOO!
For a second there I thought you were "zombie666" since he's the only one I know so far who makes gas jokes, particularly coming out of women, and it's always funny. I truly wish there was a separate category for these trolls, as he once suggested to me, because I love to be entertained by these hilarious posts. I grew up in the country, surrounded by a father and two brothers whom were always farting/burping up a storm, with no one to restrain them since mother wasn't around -- I learn to love it.
Lol please don't "punish" your girlfriend. That sounds kinda scary. But seriously? Why are you in a relationship with someone that obnoxious if it bothers you this much?
You should sell her for three goats and 7 shillings.
Dump her you little pussy. This isn't about being nice, you're just a pussy. LOL!
Plus maybe you're over-reacting. ;)
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LMAO. Girl payback. Tell her to eat more beans and that will happen everyday :D
Lol tell her thank you because it smelled like raspberries!
Ummm ewwww haha
At least she didn't do it while you were having sex.
Ah yes this problem, no wait... What?
Troll...
And...
FAIL.
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