I've always wanted to try a foghorn on someone. Like sneak it right up to their ear and blast them awake.
Otherwise jumping on the bed is alright I guess.
The best is probably just like trickling drops of water into their ear. One by one, so they kinda wake up slow and flick it off like mmmmhf wtf hmmmf and then they realize their ears are all wet and cold and they jump up and are like WOW WTF. That's awesome :P.
Just talking normal with someone next to the room, so they're kinda in a semi sleep state, then speak softer so they're almost going back to sleep then BOOOM crash into the room like there's a tsunami or something and yelling WAKE UP WAKE UP GOGOGOGO WAKE UP LET'S GO HURRY UP while shaking them.
Also a fun one, but make sure the floor isn't too hard or you have a pillow to catch their head falling otherwise you could easily KO the person, just pull them off the bed by the feet.
Another classic is just dumping a gallon of ice water on their head, that's like the nastiest wake up ever.
A funny one if you've got a super excited dog that loves playing with people is to just ditch the dog on the bed and run. My bro used to do that with my grandma's puppy, then the puppy would go all happy and excited and lick my face and happily bark in my ear then he'd steal my socks and I'd have to chase him for them.
Kisses is like the unfunniest way you can wake someone up. It's cute and all that but not very funny.
Tickling can be a cute way to wake someone up.
A feather is a really annoying but very funny way to wake someone up, on the ear or nose, make it really light though so it lasts.
Oh an awesome way to wake up a deep sleeper if you've got access to a pool, carry their matress to the poolside and drop them in.
ok, I'm not sure in what context you're talking about waking someone up. so I'll split this into 2 parts. Partners and non-partners.
*****non-partners*****
-jump on bed
-put on really loud music
-flashlight into face
-singing
*****partners*****
-massaging
-bring a coffee to bed, so she'll smell it and wake up (can be combined with a whole breakfast--> croissants, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, etc)
-some nice music (jazz, classical)
-hugging
-kissing
-last but not least, lick her p**** while she sleeps, so she'll wake up to pleasure. not all women like this though...so it's important to talk about personal preferences
done all of these things.
Well,it depends on who am I waking up?
like people who are not that close to me,I mostly tell them to wake up And that's all.
but someone close to me,i tell them to wake up,if it didn't work ? I use my weapons.
e.g: If that person was my sister lets call her "R",i throw stuff like biIiiig,fat and Thick pillow "Not a normal pillow" on her face so she jumps up surprised lol or put an annoying song and get it close to her ears and turn it on with a really "Loud voice" .
she deserves worse because she screams on my ears whenever she wakes me up.
I don't annoy People who don't annoy me.
My fiance usually wakes up first, but on the off chance that I wake up first I will kiss him and maybe throw my pillow at him, repeatedly if needed =D
How does he wake me up? I know that he will come over to my side and hold me and kiss me. When I open my eyes he always says good morning =) I love waking up in his arms!
I discourage jumping on the bed to wake someone up. My brother used to do that when we were kids, and once he jumped so hard that I flipped out of the bed onto the floor, and broke my arm! He has a wife and a kid now so I hope he doesn't wake them up that way LOL!
Waking up anyone besides my boyfriend: Pretty much what Brando said. I'm so awkward at it.
Waking up my boyfriend: I like to wrap my arm around him and kiss his cheek :3 He's usually awake before me, though.
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I feel really awkward waking people up, for some reason. I will first try to call their name, then be louder, then shake the bed, then tap them, then shake them, then yell at them, then throw something at them, then give up.
That's the order of what I do if the situation needs to be escalated.
my dad would dump water on me in the morning when I was younger, terrible. I think breakfast is the way to go though, it doesn't get much better than the smell of coffee and such in the morning. Or you could gaze out the window and gently whisper, "I think theyre towing your car, honey"
When I was little, my father used to slowly pull the sheets off of me to annoy me out of bed. In the winter, this was very effective. In the summer, he would bring in a fan and have it blow on me.
God, he was annoying.
I try to be creative, I put on a song like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enTPV_wkKbAon full blast. Then start air guitaring like I am a god of rock.
Peeing into a cup and throwing it on them.
nah. I don't wake people up, THEY wake ME up. :-P
The smell of bacon. It has yet to fail me even with the most comatosed of house guests.
Mouth on crotch, if I know she's up for that sort of thing.
Otherwise, breakfast on a tray. The smell of warm toast or coffee wafted under her sleeping nose.
I sneak off to the bathroom, and douse a piece of cloth with cold water, then throw it at them. :D But sometimes when it's my boyfriend, and I'm not feeling particularly mischievous, I just wake him up with sexytime. :D I gotta admit, I'm usually the last one to wake up, though. :(
Hmm I don't know but the kisses sound sweet, and the jump on the bed is classic and cute. Personally I'd like to be woken up with a cup of tea sometime :)
I'll call their name, then if that doesn't work I'll usually kick their bed and rattle them around a little bit lol... I remember once when I was a kid my ma was in a deep sleep and for whatever reason I was trying to wake her I dunno, so anyway I tried everything so I got my water gun and filled it up and shot her in the head with it lol... she woke up then and I ran away
I generally don't like waking people up at all.
If I have to, I just call out their name and tell them to haul ass out of bed. I avoid touching them, because I hate to be woken up by touch myself. I also recognise that the way you wake up reflects how their mood will begin for the day, so I try not to do anything that would irritate them. I'm also a pretty laid back person, so I just do the old fashioned, "dude, get your ass up!" and that's it.
Hug him from behind, (spoon) and kis his neck. Then say "hey baby" :)
be really really loud all of a sudden
its fun lol
I'm a light sleeper. Anything wakes me up, you couldn't get the drop on me with a ninja suit on. =P When someone else is sleeping, I let them sleep. They usually crawl out of bead when I'm making coffee or breakfast.
My boyfriend sleeps on his back, so I would walk in and crawl on the bed and straddle him. After straddling, I would just wiggle around side to side just for the fun of it. Not sexual or anything. Then lean down to kiss him. It always just woke him up with the wiggling of me on top, but I'd always end it with a kiss. What guy doesn't love being kissed in the morning?!
i would wake him up with kisses to the neck and maybe tickling down there for him... I would kiss his chest and tell him how sexy he is and then some sexy time. AND if I'm really feeling adventurous I may just tie him to the bed so he can't leave and I can have my way with him...
You ARE hyper. :D But when I want to wake someone up and they won't get up, I'll jump up and down on the foot of the bed. That usually works.
Kissing,tickle and hugging them ;) it works to my little bro and to my sister hehe
I'm calm, I don't like people shaking me or getting in my face with morning breath.
I'm also most angry in the mornings, it's the worst time to tick me off. And I like to sleep.
If a significant other woke me up after a neccesary sleep by jumping on my bed violently I might have to suffocate them with a pillow.
I like to be waken up with a gentle cuddle or sex. I wake them up with the same, or breakfast in bed.
Suggestion for variety: the opposite of what you're doing.
Make a break fast take a flower and wake up her with little kiss and say to her wake up my princess.
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