GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

LadyTerror

So for all the new users who joined this month, you probably don't know this but GaG has an orgy every month. And for the users who have been around for a while and still haven't been to one, what have you been doing with your lives? Either way, these are the people you should look out for if you ever decide to go to one.

The dong inquisitor

Also known as the dong prober, he's the one guy who isn't there to partake in the orgy. He just wants to show people (especially women) his wiener and ask if it's big enough. Many of them also have names for their wieners. One of them calls his size, and keeps asking if it matters.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

Don't believe me? You can check out the many times that dong inquisitors have made appearances here. They're not satisfied with the answers they get on the site so they visit GaG's orgies hoping people would answer them.

The ghosts

They're often nicknamed blue anons and pink anons on GaG's site, but we call them blue ghosts and pink ghosts in the orgies.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

They usually look like ghosts, but they really just cover themselves with blankets. They do this because they don't want people to recognize them.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

Why don't they want people to recognize them? The answer to that is pretty simple. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could go to an orgy without anyone knowing about it? They could also take part in all of their fetishes without being judged.

The trolls

These are the ones who are there only so they can see people's reactions. They may or may not have an interest in the scene itself. They have the most unusual behavior, so it normally shouldn't be that hard to notice them. You can also recognize them by looking at them.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

However, some of them are very good at disguising themselves. Some of them do it by ghosting (I already explained what ghosts are). Some of them just do it by playing along very well that people look past their appearance.

The "Rate me" girl (NSFW version)

These are the girls who usually ask many How Do I Look? questions, except that they have to censor all of their pictures since it would be against GaG's rules otherwise. That's the reason they come to these orgies. It's so they can ask people to rate them nude. Complement one of these girls enough and you might just get to sleep with her.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

I would post a pic of one of these girls that was taken from the orgy, but GaG won't let me :(

The police

Well they're not actually cops. We just call them that at the party. They're there just to tell people that orgies are wrong and that GaG is not a place for people to date, meet up, have orgies, etc. It's very rare to see them with their clothes off.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

The fishface

They're called catfishes on GaG but we call them fishfaces in the orgy (although I prefer to call them fuckfaces). They are usually guys pretending to be girls on the site, and that's pretty much what they do at the orgies too.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

Why do they do it at a party where everyone can see who they are and recognize them? No idea. Perhaps it's a fetish.

The police (Again?)

These aren't real cops either. They're strippers. You probably know what they're there for.

GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy

So I'm looking forward to seeing you at the next orgy. I hope you make it :D

Also, would you ever go to an orgy if GaG really had one? Assuming you did, what kind of person would you be there? Leave your answers in the comments :P

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GaG Orgy 101: The People You'll Find at Every GaG Orgy
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