Like, not even just any bitch slap, this shit would be the bitch slap to end all bitch slaps. Instantly, their IQ would raise 100 points and all of their stupidity and ignorance would wash away.
Like the shining hand of God, your almighty bitch slap would wash away their ignorance and stupidity, cleansing them in a brilliant bath of enlightenment, leaving something new and beautiful in it's wake.
Said receiver of bitch slap, having finally been cured of their ignorance and stupidity, would sit down and for once in their life, self-reflect on how much of an idiot they've been their whole life.
"Wow! It all FINALLY makes sense now! I've been a moron my whole life!"
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There'd be no escaping from my bitch-slapping hand.
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