The best one I've read was on some religion related question, and I can't seem to find it but roughly quoted it was something from @Jerusha something like, "I don't really take any sides, I'm a furball!"
It made me laugh quite a bit. But I can't find the answer anywhere. Curses!
I find it incredibly disturbing that a 16 year old is dressing like you, typing what you have typed and being involved in what you have included yourself in. Your "Father" is either non existent in your life or the largest deadbeat in the history of Father of daughters.
I am about as hardcore and sexualized as a person can be but the mere fact a 16 year old has that picture, types what you type is just appalling and a horrendous lack of good and stable parenting. I truly hope (I really do) you can get past that before one of a few things happen.
I don't have one but it's interesting when people have conversations on my questions list
Me: Dick pics are like being best friends with Shrek; you love and appreciate all that they do for you and love them for all they are... but they are still fucking ugly and smelly to the point where you don't want to stare at them!