I know it's a stupid question and I'm probably not anywhere near becoming one, but how?
How do you become a guru on GAG?
What Guys Said 4
You grow a very long beard and then braid it. A handlebar mustache helps too to twiddle whilst you do all your thinking.1
by mindlessly answering every question posted even if they don't have a clue.. ask the error guy0
What Girls Said 3
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