What's your best impression of a typical GAG user?

Here's mine "I'm 30, never been kissed and I'm a virgin, no one will ever love me boo hoo hooooo" =D


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Most Helpful Guy

  • "Would you rather be with an okay looking girl that likes sports, beer and video games and will greet you every morning with oral sex and breakfast in bed, or an extremely hot girl that's a crack whore and has seven kids? I made the hot girl sound bad enough to make me desirable, right? RIGHT?"

    "How do I look? I say I don't care, but I really want attention."

    "I really just want to start a figh... erm, uh, do you believe in God/feminism?"

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What Girls Said 11

  • Um... "I'm so ugly, please rate me and how I look." *looks like a model*

    "I hate this specific gender here is why"

    "Let me try to force my beleifs on you because you're wrong"

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    • I think that is what everyday on gag looks like. Lol but it's fun and I don't mind it.

  • lets see if you can guess who I'm impersonating

    "this is my answer basically"
    www.smiley-lol.com/.../napoleon1.gif

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    • The virgin who comments on every single post on this website?

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    • @asker huh... when did i say i'm a virgin?

    • @asker unless u said it in order 2 insult me... but that's not a very-creative insult basically u know,,,,

      y? because some1 is a virgin by choice and only. i chose 2 b non-virgin... i can afford paid sex... b more creative the next time

  • "Why don't polka dotted girls like guys with stripes?"

    "Do guys like girls with -AA boobs?"

    "I'm 8'6 and weigh 3 pounds, am I too fat?"

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  • Sounds legit

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  • You just described me except I'm 19 (so I guess there's still a tiny bit of hope for me) 😄😄😄

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  • your ONE answer
    =
    TEN additional questions
    OR
    blatant hostility
    OR
    you automatically being branded a liar

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  • "Who is your GAG crush?"

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  • "my dick is 7 inch long. is it too small?"

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  • "hey I'm a loser and I say basically a lot basically."

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    • oi! i did that one already! lol

    • I know, but I thought we all could get a chance to hate him a little.

  • I'm white will another race like me? Why don't girls like black guys? Oh I'm stating facts Hahaha where is that guy anyways?

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  • He/She looked at me. Does that mean they love me?

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What Guys Said 11

  • a typical GAG user would use the word "basically"at least once... basically

    www.smiley-lol.com/.../napoleon1.gif

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  • (Looks like a hot actress) "am I ugly?"

    (Claims to have 10 inch dick) "is my dick tiny?"

    (Says they're age 16) "I've f***ed 28 guys. Is that a lot?"

    "WHY THE **** ARE THERE NO YOUNG PEOPLE IN SOCIAL GROUPS?"

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  • I give him sex whenever and however but I'm still not good enough and "don't know what I'm doing" and he still insists on masturbating to p*rn or pictures of girls he finds hot on Facebook. He complains about everything I do inside and out of the bedroom and I just think I'm not his type or good enough for him.

    One day he loves me and the next I get punched in the face (Like today but didn't get a black eye) and then the next he hates me and apologizes for anything he's done wrong. I don't know who I am anymore or why I've stayed with him this long but I think I'm a stupid person. I'm ashamed for tolerating it and stressing. I feel worthless. I'm moving tomorrow and maybe this will give me time to clear my mind and see him for who he really is?

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  • "Do guys like small boobs?"
    "Do girls like small penis?"
    "How do I look?"
    "At age XXX, never had a relationship. Normal?"
    "Does he/she like me?"

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  • am i ugly and fat? True anser is yes, but people lie and say "no nonnononononoononon!"

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  • "not looking for compliments or anything but can you rate me?"

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  • "Consultant keeps bragging about himself, I'm going to downvote that cocky asshole"

    lol

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  • God, hold me back... Hold me back...

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  • Nothing really because they are diverse divided into groups.. One of them is the bitter who goes anonymous and complain. Kinda like you lol.

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  • he looked at me, does that mean he likes me?

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