inb4 no responses because everyone avoids me
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Stupid questions. Just kidding. I love to answer stupid questions because I enjoy telling the asker just how stupid they are.
I usually avoid questions with very long descriptions, especially when the asker did not separate the paragraphs, because I have the attention span of a chicken nugget and I am not willing to commit myself to reading all of it.
Oh, and questions with really bad spelling and/or improper grammar.0