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Roast (urban dictionary)
Most Helpful Girl
I took you to court because you can't drive. You rekt'd my car m8. I will drain all your funds. You'll end up right back where you started
Most Helpful Guy
You ol "Do you want some more Sesame chicken" looking motha fucka.
You look like you still trade Pokemon cards.
I bet you and your friends run around in Harry Potter capes with broom sticks in your hands. Geeky ass.
Thank goodness you're not still fat for your sake. You were looking like you were an egg roll away from busting in soy sauce.
Why were y'all in the car shirtless? The fuck y'all been doing? Sucking each other's noodles and licking off rice cakes?
You're the type of dude who'd join a all gay male orgy and then say "No homo" with cum sprayed all over you.
You probably jerk off to Bruce Lee pictures.
You look like a yellow gorilla with knife wounds for eye sockets.
You look like 2D from Gorillaz if he took the A-Rod and Lance Armstrong juice
I see you talking sweet to some of these girls on here... I mean "girls".
Manti Te'o looking motha fucka.
Why don't you go fuck a sex doll? It's safer.
You look like E. Honda on slim fast.
What little girl did steal that princess shit from? Bro you weak.
Are you going to the bronie convention this year? I can see you in line now pushing all the little girls out the way so you can buy the newest My Little Pony shit. Where I'm from we call guys like you bitches.
You're a estrogen shot and a wig away from being a Caitlyn Jenner.0