Dear Melissa I apologize for killing myself. Gag was not the same with you not here. I tried to persevere but to no avail my sadness overwhelmed me. I considered waiting for you but the pain was too much. I know you are wondering how this is being typed. My estate lawyer has prepared this for me and yes you are in my will. Do not worry your pretty little self. I have left you my rose garden, my grand piano and my used diapers. I wish you nothing but stinkiness and utter and complete joy. Do not fret for I am in a better place. Life without you is just not a life. Be well my darling. We shall meet again when we are both catssssss.
I don't think you were active enough on this site earlier for us to remember you darlin'. Usually you have to be on here often for a couple months and rack of a Xper of at least 7 before you stand out amongst the masses.