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Oh man, sit down, this might take a while😂
First month at my high school my boy got called a racial slur so he had this kid straddled on his back in the cafeteria just banging him out. This teacher comes in to stop it and I boxed her out and kind of grabbed her as best I could with my arms behind me so my friend could keep beating this kid, and she FREAKED. I got suspended longer than the kids who fought, hahaha. They almost expelled me, but I got a week of in-school suspension, which basically meant you worked as a janitor, haha.
What else... I had a few fights of my own that I got caught for. The worst one was actually my best friend, he slapped my binder out of my hand and pushed down on my head knowing I had a pinched nerve in my neck from football. I chased him but a teacher stopped me and he ran off. Then I saw him at the lockers like ten minutes later, and I walked up and punched him with my locker padlock in my hand with the metal loop around one finger (which hurts, by the way, I wouldn't do it again), and it split his forehead open and there was blood everywhere. He needed a few stitches but we were best buds again the next day because we're guys😂😂😂 I only got a day of suspension for that because no one technically caught me, but it was obvious something happened. To my boy's credit, he kept his mouth shut👍
I got in trouble all the time for swearing, I told the lunch lady I didn't get along with to "keep the change, ya filthy animal", like Home Alone😂 Also a lot of dress code violations, untucked shirt, or more often, I'd wear a hoodie with a hockey jersey over it (it was the mid-90s😜) and I'd keep the neck of a turtleneck I had cut off because they required a collar, but I needed something I could take off so, y'know, I wouldn't get my ass kicked in the subway after school for wearing a turtleneck. I'd actually probably kick my own ass for that😂 So I was always trying to skirt the rules and get by on technicalities, and some people wouldn't trip, others did. And I got in trouble for carrying a pager on me. They took it and called my mom and said that kids send drug messages to each other on them, and my mom flipped out on him and tore him a new asshole😂😂😂 He ended up profusely apologizing to her and giving my pager back. Best part is, I absolutely WAS doing that😂 I was such a junior varsity hustler back then, I swore I was so hood🙄
Other than that, not too much besides the usual tardiness, skipping class, or not doing homework.0