I would be Forrest Gump. World War 3 could be happening in a question and I wouldn't even notice then I would proceed to give the opinion in the question that "Life is like a box of chocolates..."
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Pooh bear. Because a small smackerel of something sweet is always the answer.1
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I don't really know why this was the first character that popped in my head, but I imagine I'd be like Desmond from Lost.
A bit friendly, a bit crazy, and pushing a button in hoping the world doesn't end.1