You're a day late and a dollar short, hahaha. They've been gone for a while now. @MissNowhere wanted to focus on school because this place was too distracting for her. @ihav2fart had been thinking about leaving for some time and needed a break from the site. They both may be back.
Maybe miss nowhere is helping i have to fart, she is clearly familiar with remote uninhabitable places in the middle of nowhere, maybe his fart has been building up. or he has an infectious disease, she could be on a mission to save mankind!