Why do people prefer the male version of me 😢?

Why do people prefer the male version of me 😒?
Thanks @Cinderelli
Is the female version of me that boring? πŸ’” I craiii 😭😫

He misses you too @zorro8888
In loving memory, Elias Dildo: April 1 2016- April 2 2016 🌹

  • Yeah OP #Alpha Elias> Elissa, grow a pair of ⚽️!
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  • I love the both of you equally πŸ’ž (Aww I love you too😚)
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  • Nah female you 🌷 Is better πŸ‘ΈπŸ»
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  • I hate every version of you #mirin (I hate you too 😭)
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I'll be that guy who's not fun at parties and say that it probably has something to do with our instincts. It is generally perceived that guys are the ones who are supposed to be funny as that is an desirable quality that women like in a man whereas men don't really have any requirements for humor in a woman. At least not to the same extent.
    So when we see a woman pulling off a joke, the deep recesses of our brain are telling us something along the lines of "why is that female joking? Is something wrong? Why would she do that? A male is supposed to be entertaining me, not a woman."
    Bare in mind that this mental thought is a split second one that is subconscious.

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    • I like this answer! Thanks 😁

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    • waitwaitwait what?

      you wanna "be that guy who's not funny at parties"... so you can tell us all how dudes are all supposed to be funny at parties?

      does that make you a girl, right now?

      my head's gna explode tho

    • @redeyemindtricks lolnit was a joke. Whenever someone goes in to great detail to explain something instead joking about it, they're sarcastically told that they "must be fun at parties."

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What Guys Said 25

  • Soo I got a couple dirty guys that were PMing me (with hot girl pic up yesterday for April fools) and now have since blocked me for some reason? LOL!!!

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    • Hhahahaha WTF 😭😂😂

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    • Bwahaha Omg people are so naive 😂😂😂
      I can't stop remembering Melanie and her pink bikini 😂 I mirin doe ROFL

    • You ladies were just killing it with the alpha jokes lmao omg so funny i can't get over how funny that was

  • You finally came out of your shell and the man inside you woke up.

    a7la abo al-shabab 3al sa7a -.~

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  • I don't know something about Elias just made me (female-Loretta) feel so sexy, he was such a bad boy!
    But I know I'd rather settle down with Elissa in the long run! :D

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  • Because the humour in there was great... I guess people liked the idea first of all, they'll hopefully still like you as you are :D

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  • Because OBVIOUSLY males r superior and ElisaDido sucks

    THE RISE OF ELISA DILDO

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  • because you were follin' around. Like that person who is life of the party.

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  • Because you were cooler, now look at you :(

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  • Because you were fucking hysterical! You fucking nailed it srsly XD XD

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  • Elias, the ripped Alpha? You know why ;)

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  • Hey one of opinion about abs was mine lol OK so that wasn't Your male version just a good pic lol you as you are is dammm beautiful <3

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  • Yes, Elias dildo > Elissa dido

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  • I love you either ways 😉😛

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  • Ill always prefer the woman version of your face! 😍

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  • No, Idea!

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  • I prefer female you,
    pretty much all your male avatars were unpleasant

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  • They probably enjoyed all the dick pics.

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  • dont be silly the female version is marriage material. the male just ons material though ;-P

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  • Dildo 😂

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  • Noooooo... I was horrified as your male version. I like THE Elissa.

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  • You were one scary dude

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  • If I knew you'd be always the male version, I'd block you <_<

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  • Haha trust me i enjoy the genuine version much more.

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  • You said you will poud me with your 9" dick... lol
    That was hilarious.

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  • You're looking too much into it

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  • (-_-)

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What Girls Said 9

  • You killed it as a bro yesterday. 😂

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  • You were a sexy alpha male and now you're just a girl but sorry I'm not attracted to girls #bringeliasback

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  • Your cool either way. :)

    I guess most people felt like you were in your element in hilariousness when you went all out as a dude.

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  • He could be a good bro to el macho.. 😂😂 but he's gone too.. so let's just stay quiet for a minute and welcome the Elissa back.. 😘💓

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  • sorry bruh, but you were awesome as a man

    I like elissa, but Elias dildo was so hot

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  • I like the both of you 😁

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  • lmfao xD
    yea elias was more blunt hahaha

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  • There was a male version of you?

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  • I hated it

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