Clearly, such a an auspicious occasion demands a topic of suitable depth and potential social benefit. This of course narrows the field to commentary involving proper anus hair grooming or bowel evacuation. Congratulations, and I very much look forward to your insight!
Here's an idea: "A take about how MyTakes of people who aren't so popular on G@G can end up on the front page".
No offense, but whenever I log in I see your takes. I have written a Take only once and it was taken down because people are not used to see girls be vocal about their sexuallity, even though I was using the exact same terms that males and popular females here use. I am asking you since you are the alpha, how can a MyTake from a "ordinary member", like me, end up on the home page and be on the popular list?