Mistnigqa808 9 Xper Age: 99 mho 21% 3mo "How do I get her to open up more?" Man this is how I look at it, just like with cats (yeah I just compared females with felines because they're so alike and just don't know it LOL) you don't #try to get them to open up to you. You let them do it on their own because when you do, they'll usually get suspicious and stray from you at all costs.
I mean would you trust somebody who is/was begging for you to trust them? Or would you say "naw I'm not going to be stupid enough to tell them my deepest darkest secrets because they'll probably tell the whole world"?
So what I like to do is just "be their friend/s, and let them get "attached" to me on their own via just giving them somebody trustworthy to talk to and hang out with. And before I know it, the "girl" will be telling me all kinds of shit about herself. s2.favim.com/.../...tting-cat-Favim.com-237556.gif
The question: "How to find a catfish on GAG?" (As asked by WhatTheHellAmy)
And my opinion: Ahh aye, I must telleth thee the grand and noble journey of the mighty GAGon (GAG dragon). For twas a dark time in the internet ere the noble creature cameth. Catfish runneth amok. No one kneweth who could really be who.
But then, everything hath changed at which hour the mighty GAGon cameth. With wings of fury and tail of truth, it exposed each GAGer catfish, one by one.
How could this majestic beast do such a thing with such splendor and grace? Well, truth beest told... no one know. Ancient text telleth us that he hath used a mysterious item hath called "Google Image Search. " Using its magic powers, the mighty GAGon telleth us who we art by simply plugging in the offender's image.
Aye... "WITCH CRAFT! THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS... EVERYONE, PLEASE RATE ME 1 to 10 TOO! " yelled some GAGers at the sight of the powers that layeth before them. But just then, the mighty GAGon smite those folk all down, exposing their lies and showing the world of how their profile was but smoke and mirrors.
I heareth the mighty GAGon is making its returneth to this day to fix the catfish run amok. Aye. Maybe even one day thee wilt see such a majestic beast fly through the sky.
Sort of I was ten and my bully got this very realistic looking fake knife and threatened to stab me if i didn't stop being friends with a kid as my bully was a gaping asshole. I kicked him as hard as I possibly could in the balls then ran to tell my mom on him, who proceeded to call his mom, and he then was forced to walk over with his mom, apologize to me and get grounded for a month. I got to kick my bully in the balls and he got grounded and forced to apologize. It was a good day
The question was "How privileged are you?" My answer: My only privilege is that if I'm clumsy at the airport the TSA will ignore me instead of tackling me to the ground and providing me with a free prostate exam.
all my featured MHOs are from some shitty games lol
This one was pretty good.
Q : Why do some guys think we girls want to see their fugly dicks?
MHO : My theory is they are at the same emotional stage as a three year old. You know how toddlers are when they have a favorite toy? They aren't developed enough to understand other people aren't exactly like them and completely share their enthusiasms. They really, really like their firetruck so they figure everyone must like their firetruck.