Lol nearly all of my MyTakes have been promoted and featured despite being incredibly lengthy and articulate solely because I choose clickbait and/or polemic topics. There are a few tricks. First, always post during the weekdays since there seems to be less luck during the weekends. If you live in California, post really late and/or really early, that way the administrators who mostly reside in different time zones will see your Takes first. Finally, use a good title that draws people in and sex always sells so find some way to throw in images of half naked ladies.